Fruit and Veggies

Sighs some people never learn....

*turns to Alz and smiles* "Sawheet!"

Alzreal: no no no, your doing it all wrong lol....its sa-weet!

Vishous: nooo your doing it all wrong...its sawheet!

Alzreal: pfft

Vishous: don't pffft me

Alzreal: PFFT

Vishous chunks an orange at his head

Alzreal ducks the orange and grabs a handfull of peanuts and throws them at you like the buck of a shotgun

Vishous drops to the ground as they fly over her head hoping back up to her feet throwing a banana at him boomarang style

Alzreal dodges the bannana in true matrix style, leaning back as is passes over him in bullet time. He grabs a keewee and lobs it in your direction as he yells "Fire in the hole!!!"

Vishous Meeps as she dives off to the side as the Kiwi explodes beside her, she wipes the splatter off her pants as she quickly pulls out some grapes and starts lobbing at him

Alzreal quickly grabs each grape out of the air with his mouth, he rasies his hands in the air like a ref in foot ball showing a field goal. he grabs a head of lettus and fast balls it at you.

Vishous ducks as it flys over her head smirking as she comes back up munching on a watermellon and starts spitting seeds out at him like a machine gun

Alzreal dives behind a barrel, he listend as the seed ping off the metal surface. once it has stoped he pops up and says "say ello to my lil friend" in his hands he has 2 cut lemons, he squeezes them as hard as possable in your direction

Vishous quickly throws on some goggles as the juice hits her face and cackles like a mad witch as she pulls out two onions crushing them slightly "This...means...War!" throws the stink bombs forward

Vishous walks forward with her gas mask on and kicks him softly chuckling...

Alzreal begines to choak on the fumes and raises his hands in the air "I surrender!!!"

Vishous laughs as her voice goes deep "I am the Fruit and Veggie WarLord!" walks away triumphently