Merry Christmas

She was in a joyous mood, the holiday spirit bubbled over her as she adjusted her Santa hat on her head. She hummed holiday songs as she tucked some candy canes into her belt and headed out the door. Her first stop was to deliver one to her good friend Jon. She caught up with Ravenite along the way who agreed to go with her. She was kinda shocked but she wrote it off on he was bored and thought there might be canary’s (angels) at the church.

She casually strolled through the church with Ravenite and headed to the very familiar back office. When she reached the desk she started to shuffle around and look for paper to write on as she saw Ravenite looking around, suddenly the soft voice danced over her ears as she turned to face an angel named Jenivive, “oh we have guests.” Ravenite immediately sniffed and spouted out “get the fuck out.” She spun around and smiled “Morning, Merry Christmas Eve.” The angel replied calmly to Ravenite and her, “well I think I should be the one telling you that, Dark one.” Ravenite snapped immediately back “Make me.”

Then angel turned her attention to her as she continued to speak quietly, “you looking for anything in particular?” She smiled as she pulled a candy cane from her belt, “I came to leave a present for my dear friend Jon.” Jenivive pouted as she looked at the candy cane and smiled, “I didn’t know people like you knew how to give presents.” Ravenite with his short quick one liners piped in, “she used to be a Righteous ya canary.” She giggled lightly as she looked forward at the angel, “well, when you have known Jon as long as I have, its nice to give back.” The angel nodded, “I’ll let Jon know then you were here.” Ravenite tilted his head “sure thing,” as she looked over at the angel, “well I was about to write him a note and what not, but I can’t concentrate with you here..so umm, do you mind?”

Quickly the angel replied, “Actually I do. I’ll stay here as long as you both are. This is our private office and I don’t think you both should be alone here.” She tilted her head and whistled lightly, “Well, see now that I do have a problem with. I enjoy my privacy. So you can either walk out that there door.. orrrrr Ravenite here will make you dinner.” Ravenite licked his lips as she reached for his new flame thrower strapped to his back. The angel didn’t budge as she looked over at her, she was almost impressed, but not actually, “It ain’t gonna be good behaving like that, Miss.” She laughed lightly, “you know.. I know probably more about this building then you ever will so you really don’t need to inform me about the privacy of this office.” She waved her hand towards the door, “now shoo.” The angel chirped, “you might be one of the residents here before, but you ain’t now, and I don’t think you are in the right place to shove me out.”

She winked at the woman, “well like I said, you can either be drug out by your hair, or used those cute shoes of yours to move your ass.” She noticed the canary started to get agitated as she spoke, “It’s either I’ll stay or radio the rest of my family members, and don’t get me wrong cause I don’t like being with you two, but I have to be here.” Ravenite cackled softly, “and what do you think a little angel can do onto two very mean shadows huh? This chick is crazier then me most likely.. and I currently would love to slice your chest open to see the guts slowly spill out.” She gasped as she looked over to Ravenite, “oh pie no..not the RADIO!?” she looked back to the angel with a very serious expression, “do those come with DPS reports?” The angel addressed Ravenite, “I know how rude she is, and no need to remind me Mister.”

She tilted her head as she studied the angel, “you do?” her fingers snapped lightly as if it should of dawned on her sooner, “wait, were you the one I crucified?” Then angel almost snorted as she sputtered out a response, “yes, I was the one, lady.” She winced, “damn, you would of thought I would of remembered you.. Apparently you weren’t that good ofa kill then.. so” She tilted her head back and forth and smiled singing a little, “unless you want me to do much worse, like feeding you your own intestine while your spread over a balcony and then remove all of your extremities, I would move along, because I really am..” she slowly licked her lips, “in the mood for blood.” Ravenite blinked at her as he took a step away, he seemed to be shocked by her response. The angel blinked, “you aren’t that scary really, dark one. And as I’ve said, its either you both go, or I’ll radio the rest of my family.”

She stepped forward, “the wonderful color of blood would truly make my morning this Christmas Eve..and it would match the color of this carpet.” The angel looked directly at her, “I am going to count to 3 and if you both are still here, I am gonna make that call. ” She yawned as she quickly spit out “1….2….3″ The angel looked at them both “3….2″ She leaned forward and got in the angels face as she said “1″ counting the number for her. Jenivive pulled the radio from her pocket and quickly spoke into it “We have shadows in our office.” It was at that instant that she stepped back and winked at Ravenite, “dinner time.” Ravenite slowly grabbed his flamethrower, “this place is going to be torched.” Ravenite aimed it towards her, “warned and warned again, now its time for a buuuuurn.” As the woman collapsed onto the floor Ravenite summoned the fires of hell raising his free hand as a small spout of flames gushed out from it burning the angel. She rocked on her heels as she watches the show “you know this could of all been avoided if you would of just left. All I wanted was to leave Jon a note and a present.” She shrugged as she spun in a small little circle, “oh well Merry Christmas, death sucks to be ya.”

It was at that moment that Solus walked in and looked around and noticed Jenivive on the floor, “what the fuck is going on here?” Ravenite smirked.. “just redecorating.” Solus was outraged as he started to yell, “What you do to her?” Solus started to front up Ravenite, “What you say?” Ravenite chuckled, “all your base are belong to us.” Solus growled, “is that right?” Ravenite just continued to smile, “We have set you up the bomb.” She couldn’t help but laugh out loud as she started to hear the song go through her head and think that everyone is turning Japanese…turning Japanese.. oh yes she thinks so. Solus immediately went for his weapons, “well then I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do, I’m gonna whoop your ass and make you deactivate the bomb, prepare to pay.” Ravenite just laughed.

As the two ran out the door chasing each other with guns she looked down to see the angel start to regain consciousness. She looked down at her, “if I were you I’d stay down till he gets back or my promise will come true.” The canary looked up to her and shook her head, she tried to talk, but the weakness and pain got into her. She simply smiled, “good girl.” The angel closed her eyes and started to pray to herself, the words were inaudible, “Let justice and Righteous prevail oh Dear God.” She looked down at the woman as she saw her closer her eyes she felt the need to leave the woman a friendly reminder and she pulled her arm back and swung her fist straight forward towards her jaw attempting to break it. The woman screamed and winced in pain. She reached down and picked up the angel by the hair and pulled her towards the door, “That was just a friendly reminder of what can happen to you.”

The angel tried not to move as she was drug by the hair and screamed even harder when her burnt skin was dragged over the frozen snow. She yelled “stop it” but it didn’t help her. She was deaf to the woman’s screams as she drug her up and dropped her over into the nativity scenes empty crib and smiled, “oh praise the Lord, the tinnie tiny baby Jesus, 8 pounds 6 ounces has returned.” She walked back to the office leaving the woman there to rot for all she cared and hummed jingle bells. She left a candy cane on the desk with a little note finally for Jon saying, “Have a Merry Christmas.”